14% remedy

Fun though lemsip is, decided instead to take the homeopathic route and tip and entire bottle of red wine down throat. Worked a treat and ninja hand of death pneumonia virus that I had, no doubt cooked up in some lab on Portland Down, appears to have been thrashed into submission by Vin Rouge. You can stick your Yakult right up your arse.

One thing though, they should really put 'may cause drowsiness' on the bottle and one should not try to drive, operate heavy machinery, decide it would be a great time to call some people or get undressed in the dark while trying to remain upright after dosing oneself.