Blowing hot and cold
Spent a couple of days last week doing medical research. More precisely, how many sachets of Lemsip do you have to drink before you start to feel a bit ‘odd’? The answer is three. I’m not sure if it was the vile bug I was struck down with or the remedy that did the most harm, but it was a great excuse to lie on the sofa and watch daytime telly.
Which was crap. The only decent thing on was the news channel, which made me want to laugh and rant in equal measures.
Laugh because of the continuing donations scandal enveloping the labour party like a cloud of fart-gas in a lift. So, you’ receive donations laundered through a third party from an anonymous donor? Nothing wrong with that then. How stupid are these people? As it was, the funds came from some dodgy developer but might just as easily have come from somebody who makes his money selling DVDs of gnome porn or something. Best of all, the donations were for £500, £900 that sort of amount. Sorry? You are willing to compromise your career by accepting a donation that would just about buy you an iMac? How stupid are you?
Ranting because of the teacher who was banged up by a bunch of wankers in the Sudan. The charge was naming a teddy bear ‘Mohammed’. Her real crime was probably educating kids to the resentment of their parents who think that if a life of grinding ignorance and poverty is good enough for them, then it’s good enough for their kids. I see today that after meeting a couple of Muslim peers, the tech has been pardoned.
I really hope the meeting went something like this ‘Hello Mr President…pick an envelope, you can choose the one labelled ‘iron’, ‘bronze’ or ‘stone’. Whichever one you pick is the age we’re going to bomb your country back into if you don’t release that woman right now.’
Personally, I think they should bomb the place anyway as soon as she’s home.
Which was crap. The only decent thing on was the news channel, which made me want to laugh and rant in equal measures.
Laugh because of the continuing donations scandal enveloping the labour party like a cloud of fart-gas in a lift. So, you’ receive donations laundered through a third party from an anonymous donor? Nothing wrong with that then. How stupid are these people? As it was, the funds came from some dodgy developer but might just as easily have come from somebody who makes his money selling DVDs of gnome porn or something. Best of all, the donations were for £500, £900 that sort of amount. Sorry? You are willing to compromise your career by accepting a donation that would just about buy you an iMac? How stupid are you?
Ranting because of the teacher who was banged up by a bunch of wankers in the Sudan. The charge was naming a teddy bear ‘Mohammed’. Her real crime was probably educating kids to the resentment of their parents who think that if a life of grinding ignorance and poverty is good enough for them, then it’s good enough for their kids. I see today that after meeting a couple of Muslim peers, the tech has been pardoned.
I really hope the meeting went something like this ‘Hello Mr President…pick an envelope, you can choose the one labelled ‘iron’, ‘bronze’ or ‘stone’. Whichever one you pick is the age we’re going to bomb your country back into if you don’t release that woman right now.’
Personally, I think they should bomb the place anyway as soon as she’s home.
1 Comments:
You're such a Republican these days.
Me? I'm less passionate these days as I'm taking more time focusing on things like the fact that the only guy who has asked me out in 3 months happens to either be retarded or have had a massive brain injury. I wish I was joking.
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