Harshtag

Every time that engorged Oompa Loompa squatting in the White House empties the contents of his bile scrotum up the chutney funnel of an unsuspecting Twitter, the cost to the public of policing the fiasco-in-waiting that is his potential visit to London goes up.

Not that I am suggesting for a moment that a visit from Li’ll Donnie might result in problems.  Londoners have been putting up with all sorts of shit for centuries and if the Luftwaffe didn’t get their backs up, then a visit from Cuprinol Boy is hardly likely to stir passions.

Besides, Londoners know that stretch limos are to be avoided.  Not because they are bristling with Secret Servicemen, but because they are more likely to contain an inebriated hen party.

As for this week’s tweets, it’s been amusing to wonder ‘is the president of the US a fucking idiot?’, it’s not at all amusing to ponder if anyone on Twitter is a far right scumbag.  The best way to deal with these attention-seeking wastewads is to unfollow them.  If all broadcast media could start that trend, it might catch on.  At least it would make the news less annoying.