Console Wars!
Mate,
Nephew's boithday on Sunday, and the lucky tyke got a steering-wheel and pedal control for his PS2, along with a rally game. Obviously, the hapless child was soon elbowed off the sofa for the adults to show off their driving prowess, or as I like to call it, ramming a Subaru into a brick wall at 90kph. Only had time to race a couple of legs, but was very impressed.
What I really wanted to do though was to drop into the 'preferences' menu and switch 'spectator agility' from 'grazelle-like' to 'tardy' and turn 'gore' to 'on'. This would mean that, when some idiot with a Nikon and a flash the brightness of a nova leaps out in front of you during one of the welsh stages, you can bonnet the f**ker.
Other things that might add to the excitement during Welsh mountain stages are 'werevolves' and 'Token Women Presenter In Leather'.
Obviously, my driving got more charismatic as more beer was consumed and I think that during a couple of moments there was a genuine danger that the steering column, which was, after all, designed for a kiddie, might issue a snapping noise and the car might grind to a halt, but overall the experience was so good that the PS2 is now leading the field of consoles that I am considering buying but probably won't.
Nephew's boithday on Sunday, and the lucky tyke got a steering-wheel and pedal control for his PS2, along with a rally game. Obviously, the hapless child was soon elbowed off the sofa for the adults to show off their driving prowess, or as I like to call it, ramming a Subaru into a brick wall at 90kph. Only had time to race a couple of legs, but was very impressed.
What I really wanted to do though was to drop into the 'preferences' menu and switch 'spectator agility' from 'grazelle-like' to 'tardy' and turn 'gore' to 'on'. This would mean that, when some idiot with a Nikon and a flash the brightness of a nova leaps out in front of you during one of the welsh stages, you can bonnet the f**ker.
Other things that might add to the excitement during Welsh mountain stages are 'werevolves' and 'Token Women Presenter In Leather'.
Obviously, my driving got more charismatic as more beer was consumed and I think that during a couple of moments there was a genuine danger that the steering column, which was, after all, designed for a kiddie, might issue a snapping noise and the car might grind to a halt, but overall the experience was so good that the PS2 is now leading the field of consoles that I am considering buying but probably won't.
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