My drying out is not going well
There are some people, so I understand, who do not like wine. That is, that have not acquired a taste for it and have another beverage of choice.
This is good news for people like me, who have made it their mission in life, apparently, to drink all of the wine in the world.
This is good news for people like me, who have made it their mission in life, apparently, to drink all of the wine in the world.
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You are obviously not trying very hard. I have the perfect cure:
Drink 2-4 glasses of wine depending on your tolerance level you may need more (I imagine you should start with 4).Then continue drinking Jack Daniels and Diet Coke until you either pass out or start throwing up. Either way you'll wake up feeling so horrible that you'll never want to drink wine again. Take note that I said you'll never want to drink WINE again. For some reason this is because one only remembers the initial wine-drinking...also, the Jack and diet Coke MUST be diet (I think you may drink Coke Lite over there...?)because the sugar in regular Coke allows for slower digestion---you need the alcohol to get in your blood stream ASAP. I guarantee you that afterwards the sight of a bottle of wine will make you puke and you won't want to drink it for quite a while. You may, however, still feel like drinking Jack and Diet Coke, but try to say no.
I'm going to have to change my blog....
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