Apron lifting?

Jim Davidson has left/been kicked off 'Hell's Kitchen' because he referred to pooves as 'shirtlifters'. This annoyed a fellow contestent, a shirtlifter who won a big brother contest once. But I bet he wasn't as annoyed as Jim, who found himself sharing a show with the winner of a f**king reality teevee show. Especially a poove.

But I’m shocked to hear that this chap dislikes being referred to as a ‘shirtlifter’. Does he not lift the shirt when going about an act of beastly ghastlyness - what sort of school did he go to? Surely such practices are unsanitary, not to mention costly in terms of wear and tear on the shirt material. I don’t care what the boasts of the washing machine manufacturers might be, you’re not going to remove direct evidence of that sort of thing at 30 degrees.

As for Jim ‘nick-nick’ Davidson - typically I have just learned that he was on the show by learning he was leaving it - meaning that there is now no reason to watch a programme about people struggling to boil water. I’d imagine that Jim would be hysterical in the kitchen - there’s nothing funnier than watching a recovering alcoholic under pressure, one never knows if they are going to reach for the bottle to drain it, or smash it over the head of whoever is annoying them, or both.

So Jim goes and we’re left with the poove - a man who probably thinks coc au van is banditry in a transit and who probably only got onto the programme because the producers thought that his career as a fudge packer meant a background in the confection industry.