KM and VB

There must soon be a tipping point where Kate McCann will have been on the front page of more newspapers than Princess Diana. At least she has good reason be look grim in all of her photographs, unlike Victoria Beckham who I saw a photograph of smiling and didn’t recognise. For years I thought that VB had bad teeth, now it appears that she’s just miserable. Still, if I had a wardrobe that denied me the occasional therapeutic beer and pork scratching binge, I’d be pretty glum too. Victoria's bitter? Very possibly.