Git Wizard - I'll give you a challenge!

Git Wizard David Bland is currently spending a week suspended in a bowl of water, into which I assume he is relieving himself and so, after a week, I suspect the bowl will be less H2O and more P2O. At the end of it he will attempt to hold his breath for seven minutes.

Interesting then to read the comments from the body that represents Free Divers, you know, the people who do this for real - they point out that it's quite possible to hold your breath for fifteen minutes if you breath pure oxygen for ten minutes before.

With this in mind I intend to instruct cook to prepare all of my meals in my trusty ex-service frying pan. That's right, if you can't fry it, I'm not eating it. This means I will have to cut out, for instance, fruit, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Pictured - aftermath of breakfast!