Let's be clear about one thing

It is right and true and fair and just that HP sauce should come in a glass bottle. I read earlier in the week that squeezable sauce bottles were thought of by a child. Okay, this is great, I love it that children now have portion control over how much ketchup is splurged over their plates. Having seen children use the squeezable bottles though, the portion they think is acceptable is 'lots'. So what's the point.

Even worse, surely the plastic bottles are not as recycleable as glass ones. Even if you wash it out and use it as, oh I don't know, a sauce bottle again.

I have decided only to buy glass sauce bottles from now on. Not only does it mean that sauce is now delivered the splat, but battering the crap out of the thing in order to motivate the condiment is great for developing upper body strength.